Things I learned from Craigslist

1. Craigslist is the Burger King of sex. You can literally have it your way.


2. Just because someone else died from it, doesn't mean everyone is the Craigslist killer.


3. I can get just as many guys trying to get into my pants by complaining as I can by asking.


4. You can sell anything and meet anyone.


5. There are so many fake women and prostitues on Craigslist, you instantly become a 10 for not charging, not having hpv and not being a dude.


6. Fortune favors the bold. You get 90% more replies to your post if you put a picture of yourself or your parts. Of course as a woman, being a woman also increases your chances.


7. Everything is an opportunity for sex!!! (Yay)


8. Everything is an opportunity for sex... Boo!!! Sometimes you don't want to see penises when you're just selling a pair of shoes.


9. You can be Craigslist curious. Just look around. Laugh at people. Secretly agree with it all.


10. It's all relatively anonymous so You can be your true self!! It's a community of the lonely, horny or any other extreme emotion. We all have those days. You can share your weirdest fantasy with a total stranger and get met with more understanding than you ever have in your life.