Sunday, October 5, 2014

A rant I posted on Craigslist

Posted April 30th. I received no less than 100 emails from intrigued men.

Hey Lover

Dear Lover,

You're probably wondering why you haven't heard from me after we had some of the most amazing sex ever. Well honestly, you're selfish. You know I'm easy going and follow the no worries flow but I can't with you.
Yes the sex was amazing to you but for me, it was just ok. And yes I do love giving head but no that isn't all I want to do. You may think it's an honor for me to be sucking your dick but I have better dicks. So to let you know why I don't "mess" with you anymore, it's cuz the best sex you've had is having sex with someone else!
Sincerely,
Men out number women 17-1, I got options!



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