My accidental threesome

My first threesome was an accident, my second one was too. I'm a go with the flow type person and twice in my life, the flow went to threesome. If I could plan the perfect threesome, it would involve me twice and my partner or me and two professional pornstars. In my first threesome, it was two men and me. One was more attractive, better endowed and spoke great English. (I was living in China.) The other guy was mediocre overall. He looked ok, he wasn't huge and he wasn't winning awards in bed. The threesome happened by accident. I was a guest of mediocre guy in their hotel room after a night of club hopping. He seemed really into me and I hadn't had sex in a month, so I figured why not. After more drinking and waiting for his friend (hottie) to fall asleep, we had ok sex. He left me to take a shower after 15 minutes of mediocrity. While he was in the shower, hottie "woke up" and confessed that he wanted me and he wasn't actually sleep, he was just waiting. I was very attracted to him and I confessed that too. We wanted each other but I was afraid of a fight breaking out. So I consented to quiet sex with him while MG was in shower. Of course HG had great penis and knew how to use it. The sex lasted a lot longer than with MG. So long that MG was out of the shower and watching us. 

I was nervous because I know how the male ego can be. But I guess MG figured, he could sulk or he could join. It was a bit overwhelming to say the least. I am a moaner and a curser in bed. If you get me going the right way, I'm loud and you don't know if I love it or hate it. On the other end, I also fake it sometimes. So when HG would be inside me, my body and mouth would react. When MG was inside me, I'd have to fake it. I had to think about my moaning levels the entire time. I didn't want anyone's feelings hurt or egos bruised. I didn't want it to be a competition but that's ultimately what most guys turn it into. I also had a lot to concentrate on. I had to focus on blowing one guy and having sex with the other. If you're not careful, you could pinch a nerve or pull a muscle. 

I watch more porn than I should and I find gangbangs and threesomes sexy. But those are professionals! Not only do they get paid to do it but they practice it. They know how to make the woman comfortable and it's not a race to see who can finish first or who can thrust hardest. After a couple of hours, I was sore from ineptitude and tried to sleep. Every time I went to the bathroom to pee, MG would be ready to go again. These times it was just me and him. By 7am I gathered my clothes, made an excuse and did the walk of shame back to my apartment. I'm sure I looked terrible stumbling past Chinese school kids while the sun was coming up. 

The moral of the story: Always carry extra clothes so that you don't scare school children. And first times are almost always awkward. Although so was my second time but that's another story for another time.

Married Men

The first time I had sex with a married man, I felt sorry for him. Not because he was married nor because didn't have a good sex life at home. I felt sorry for him because he was unattractive, awkward and goofy. I showed him my boobs and he almost had a heart attack. I was the 2nd person he had ever slept with. He hadn't planned on losing his virginity to his wife, she was just the first person he'd seen naked. I felt bad for his inexperience. He was honest with his wife about wanting to sleep with me and she was ok with it. She wanted to eventually join us one day. (That never happened)


After that, I've been with a handful of married men. It started when I moved outside of a military base. I learned that there was a different set of rules that married people lived by. I learned the hard way, that I needed to ask before meeting a man, are you married. They were all forth coming once you asked them but you have to ask. I had amazing times with a man, felt like we had truly connected, only to find out he was indeed married.


I am not married. I don't want to marry at this point in my life. I don't mind having sex with the occasional married man. I prefer to make that decision myself though, not fall into it unknowingly. I will never be a mistress, I'm not trying to break up homes. I am a sex addict. A single one, at that! I can not control who cheats and when they do, it's none of my business. I do not actively seek married men. They do have their perks. Married men are usually more experienced and know what to do in bed. They also generally don't become clingy or needy. Sometimes, they've been fixed, so no worries about unwanted pregnancies.


Ultimately, I prefer a single or divorced man. You can't trust a man who, willingly, lies to his significant other to have sex with you. But you can enjoy him for a bit before putting him back. Generally, I wasn't the first woman to catch their eye and I won't be the last.