L'AMOUROSE PARAMOUR Classique

The Tease:

L'AMOUROSE combines intuitive design, a tradition of craftsmanship, and technological innovation to create lifestyle products that enhance your intimate experiences.

The PARAMOUR trio comes with: the PARAMOUR remote control, PARAMOUR vibration bullet, MAE bullet vibe silicon cradle, LANA partner vibe silicon cradle, CLARK gentleman's ring silicon cradle,a charger and travel adaptor. 

**PARAMOUR Vibration Bullet which includes 5 vibration modes and 12 speeds suited for a wide array of intimate activities.

**The remote control allows you or your partner to control the bullet held in one of the silicone cradles. It controls the pleasure up to 15 meters away and has a touch pad to control vibrations. The controller also doubles up as a charger for the bullet.

The Talent: 

Paramour Pleasure Partners Set (according to L'AMOUROSE) - 

Waterproof

Innovative Touch Control

Personalised Mode

Interchangeable Bullet

Robust Vibrations

FDA-Grade and phthalate free silicone

18 Month Warranty

Lifetime Guarantee

Available in 2 colours – Turquoise and Black.

Charger

Luxury Gift Box

Velvet Carrying Pouch

User Manual

Authenticity Card

The Temptation:

Opening the box filled me with anticipation. L'Amourose has beautiful packaging! Inside the turquoise  box were two black boxes; one marked accessories, the other AR. AR is also embossed on the velvet bag that came with my trio of toys. 

I'm a huge fan of silicon sex toys because of the smoothness of the surface, it also helps with cleaning. The trio is safe for the body and the silicon is nonporous. 

I was excited about the interchangeable parts and the remote control. The design is unique and attractive. I was thrilled about the remote, especially, because it could take partner play to a whole new level. The company boast that remote is powerful enough to work up to 50 feet away and it has a memory function that allows me to create a 10 second loop of my favorite vibration modes and speeds. 

I liked the LANA. It isn't one size fits all so it might not line up directly with your clit. I did enjoy the 5 different modes and the various speeds. 

The Taboo:

I tried out the 2 of three silicon cradles. I used them alone and with my partner. My first issue was turning the bullet on. You're supposed hold the on button for 5 seconds to turn it on but it took significantly longer and I had to press pretty hard before it worked. I was also confused by the charge time. The bullet is supposed to charge for an hour and have a 100 day standby charge but I found it completely dead after a few days of non-use. 

In order to use the toys with the remote, you have to turn on the bullet separately from the remote before use. I also found it difficult to control through my skin sometimes with the remote. So much for secret public play. 

MAE was a little uncomfortable when inserted vaginally. The plastic of the bullet felt slightly awkward and kinda irritating but that may be due to how tight I am. The bullet automatically shuts off after 30- 45 minutes and because of the low comfort level, I wasn't able to climax before it stopped vibrating and responding to the remote. I enjoyed the LANA a lot more. 

The Tally:

I give the PARAMOUR Classique trio - 3 out of 5 hearts💗💗💗💟💟

Choose something different if:

You want something quick and easy 

You plan public play

You don't have a penis or use a dildo [CLARK was unusable for me]

(L'AMOUROSE has other Trio sets: PARAMOUR FEMME for females & PARAMOUR HOMME for males)

Buy this product if: 

You have extra money 

You're a gadget fan

You want pretty toys in your sex closet

Cunnilingus

Dear Misty, 

I recently went on a few dates with a woman and we seem to really be hitting it off. We have fooled around and kissed but we haven't had sex yet. I attempted to go down on her but she stopped me. I tried explaining why I wanted to please her but nothing was "sweet" enough. What can I do?

-- Cunnilingually Lost

Dear Lost, 

The first time I went down on a woman, there was a lot going on. We were in the midst of a threesome and I just went for it. As a woman, I feel as though, I have an advantage when it comes to pleasing other women. I was only worried for a split second about what to do and how to do it. 

The question is how do let a woman know you want her? What can you say or do to make her feel at ease? 

Maybe she doesn't like oral sex. There are people who feel that way. Some may have never experienced good oral. I know a woman whose first time involved her period and a sidewalk and mental scares. She doesn't like oral and for good reason. 

**Never talk someone into something they don't feel comfortable doing! If she says NO, it always means NO!! 

If you have established that sex is gonna happen, you have to make your partner feel comfortable. I, like everyone else, have oral fears! My biggest fear when someone gets ready to go down on me are:

1. My smell

2. Hair length (Is it too long, short or scratchy?)

3. My taste (Did I clean everything?)

4. Squirting (Should I warn the person or will that set an impossible goal?)

5. My moans (Am I moaning enough? Too much?)

You should always be honest about your feelings. Let your partner know how special she is. Try these sweet words:

1. When you want to go down on her - "May I taste you?" might be too dirty but "Is it ok if I please you?" will make her feel powerful and in control. 

2. When she gets undressed - "You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least interesting thing about you." 

3. When you're kissing your way to her sweet spot- "You smell like heaven"

4. While kissing her lips (not the ones on her face) - Moaning is always a good thing to hear. 

5. After she cums - say "Thank you" with a smile.  

If she doesn't return the favor, it's ok. It takes time to be comfortable with who you are and what you find pleasurable. Never give to receive, that will only create resentment! Oral is something to be shared, it's about intimacy! 

I hope this is helpful and I hope you're able to give her the face ride of her life. Remember, we can be afraid during a new experience, so trust and comfort are key!

Misty

Crazy is as crazy lives!

What's the craziest thing I've ever done?

So, when someone ask me this question, I have a very hard time answering it. The problem with this question is that there are so many answers. I've been for a while I did cam work. That means that I was a personal porn star for random people on the internet. I did finish work for a while. I sold my panties for a bit. I was a financial dominatrix and had a great run it that. I've done so many things. I've lived in China twice. I've dated men and women. I've met people from all around the world and had sex with them. I've done so many things that people would consider crazy and yet to me it's all normal. The craziest thing that I have ever done: is fall in love and give my heart away! That is the craziest! But welcome to my world, my world of crazy. When I wake up every morning, I don't know how my day will go. And we have seen in previous post, that my life can go in many crazy, crazy directions. But that's what life is about, it's about living your life to the fullest! So walker to all the newcomers, guest, fans, and men whose money I've taken for good reasons!

Misty

Dumped by girls

I am an amalgam of many things; we all are! As I have discussed in previous blog entries, I’m a sex addict. I am on the low end of the spectrum and I usually have a bit of control (when I’m clothed). I’m also pansexual.

Pansexual – is one who can love sexuality in many forms. Like bisexuality, but even more fluid, a pansexual person can love not only the traditional male and female genders, but also transgendered, androgynous, and gender fluid people.

In my 31 years of life, I have been in a few relationships. I have dated seriously and exclusively, 5 men and 2 women. I won’t bore you with the details of my relationships with men. We’re not here to talk about men.

My first lesbian relationship happened in college. I met the most beautiful girl and we became very close friends. We lived on the same floor in the dorm. In fact, there were 4 of us who were very close. The Math geek, the band geek (lesbian), the pretty one and me; don’t make any mistakes, my friends and I are all very pretty. These labels are for identity protection. So the 4 of us became very close and had an open door policy. We shared everything together and I felt like I had found a nice place to belong. I was a junior in college and coming into my own. One day, out of the blue, the pretty one sent me a relationship request on Facebook. (This was a new feature to the social media platform) I happily accepted. We dated for 6 months. Eventually she broke up with me because of pressure from her family. Our relationship was a catalyst for her. After dating me, she dated a fraternity guy and had a baby. After that she found the love of her lif, they married and now have a 2^nd child together. My relationship status on Facebook has been “widowed” ever since.

My 2^nd relationship was with a girl who I named Mickey. Mickey was a Chinese woman, who I met at a bar. That was one of the craziest nights of my life. I will post a flashback episode later!
Mickey was dating a butch Taekwondo instructor named “Chris”. (I was living in Xianyang, China. I gave them these English names.)
Our relationship was whirlwind and crazy. She sang English songs at a nightclub, so I saw her perform almost every night. I met her mom and bought her gifts. I was in love with her. She was absolutely crazy and beautiful. She was the tiniest human, I’ve ever seen. She had these scars on her wrist, so many perfect horizontal lines on both sides. I don’t remember how long it lasted. I only remember how much I loved her and how sad I was when she broke up with me. She told me that she loved me too much and I was too special. She said that I was her angel but she couldn’t love me as much as I deserved. I cried all night after that. She called me several months after but I was too hurt. I miss her every day.

I love hard. I’ve always known that. I try to have no preference because I can’t control my heart. No one can. If I meet an amazing person, I want to be with that person. It doesn’t matter what they look like. I don’t have a height requirement. If my heart meets their heart, that’s all that matters!

Misty

P.S. I was in love and we never had sex!

 

How a sex addict falls in love

I have avoided the idea of love since I was 14. I'm terrified by it. I spent my teen years being disappointed by my dad and falling in "love" with every unattainable guy I saw. So I was afraid of love even then.   When asked my biggest fear, it's not bugs or snakes or fires, it's falling in love. I'm sure I can attribute my fears to my "daddy issues" but it's a part of me now. On the the flip side, I fall in love easier and faster than anyone I know. I am currently in love with 2 men. I have a secret hope that one day, one man will come into my life and truly love me. He want to give me the world and show me new things and most of all, he'll never leave me. I am so used to disappointment, that I only give into my carnal desires. I have sex so I don't have to get attached to any of them. 

The first guy I am in love with, I met on Okcupid. We have never actually met in person. He lives in Florida and because we had a long distance romance, he allowed me to see other men. He told me he loved me with in the first week of skype calls and talking on the phone. We have never had sex but we do get intimate over our phones. He has brought out my freaky side. We do things, I never thought of doing or even knew possible. I truly love him. My problem is, I didn't want to be with other men. I wanted him and only him. I wanted him to fly to where I was and be with me. I wanted him to demand me to stop sleeping around. We broke up when he caught me in a lie. But to this day I love him. He knows more about me than anyone else. But I'm jealous. If I see other men, he'll see other women and knowing that, hurts. He tells me, I want 2 cakes. I have a constant fear of losing people as well. I worry he won't only find someone but he'll find someone better than me. 

The second guy, I met on Craigslist. It's my favorite place to go for casual hookups. There are no pretenses on CL. I met him exactly 2 weeks before I was supposed to move to China. I tend to get into relationships right before major life changes. We have spent exactly one night together. But from the moment we met, there was a strong connection. We share thoughts and feelings. He gives me so much attention and holds me in a way I didn't know I craved. We text constantly and have been saying I love you since our first week together. He makes me feel special. 

I don't know that either of these guys are truly in love with me. I believe they do love me but we will never truly be together. I hold onto my fantasy and love ideals.

 So how does a sex addict fall in love? She falls with safety nets and harnesses and she never truly let's go.