L'AMOUROSE PARAMOUR Classique

The Tease:

L'AMOUROSE combines intuitive design, a tradition of craftsmanship, and technological innovation to create lifestyle products that enhance your intimate experiences.

The PARAMOUR trio comes with: the PARAMOUR remote control, PARAMOUR vibration bullet, MAE bullet vibe silicon cradle, LANA partner vibe silicon cradle, CLARK gentleman's ring silicon cradle,a charger and travel adaptor. 

**PARAMOUR Vibration Bullet which includes 5 vibration modes and 12 speeds suited for a wide array of intimate activities.

**The remote control allows you or your partner to control the bullet held in one of the silicone cradles. It controls the pleasure up to 15 meters away and has a touch pad to control vibrations. The controller also doubles up as a charger for the bullet.

The Talent: 

Paramour Pleasure Partners Set (according to L'AMOUROSE) - 

Waterproof

Innovative Touch Control

Personalised Mode

Interchangeable Bullet

Robust Vibrations

FDA-Grade and phthalate free silicone

18 Month Warranty

Lifetime Guarantee

Available in 2 colours – Turquoise and Black.

Charger

Luxury Gift Box

Velvet Carrying Pouch

User Manual

Authenticity Card

The Temptation:

Opening the box filled me with anticipation. L'Amourose has beautiful packaging! Inside the turquoise  box were two black boxes; one marked accessories, the other AR. AR is also embossed on the velvet bag that came with my trio of toys. 

I'm a huge fan of silicon sex toys because of the smoothness of the surface, it also helps with cleaning. The trio is safe for the body and the silicon is nonporous. 

I was excited about the interchangeable parts and the remote control. The design is unique and attractive. I was thrilled about the remote, especially, because it could take partner play to a whole new level. The company boast that remote is powerful enough to work up to 50 feet away and it has a memory function that allows me to create a 10 second loop of my favorite vibration modes and speeds. 

I liked the LANA. It isn't one size fits all so it might not line up directly with your clit. I did enjoy the 5 different modes and the various speeds. 

The Taboo:

I tried out the 2 of three silicon cradles. I used them alone and with my partner. My first issue was turning the bullet on. You're supposed hold the on button for 5 seconds to turn it on but it took significantly longer and I had to press pretty hard before it worked. I was also confused by the charge time. The bullet is supposed to charge for an hour and have a 100 day standby charge but I found it completely dead after a few days of non-use. 

In order to use the toys with the remote, you have to turn on the bullet separately from the remote before use. I also found it difficult to control through my skin sometimes with the remote. So much for secret public play. 

MAE was a little uncomfortable when inserted vaginally. The plastic of the bullet felt slightly awkward and kinda irritating but that may be due to how tight I am. The bullet automatically shuts off after 30- 45 minutes and because of the low comfort level, I wasn't able to climax before it stopped vibrating and responding to the remote. I enjoyed the LANA a lot more. 

The Tally:

I give the PARAMOUR Classique trio - 3 out of 5 hearts💗💗💗💟💟

Choose something different if:

You want something quick and easy 

You plan public play

You don't have a penis or use a dildo [CLARK was unusable for me]

(L'AMOUROSE has other Trio sets: PARAMOUR FEMME for females & PARAMOUR HOMME for males)

Buy this product if: 

You have extra money 

You're a gadget fan

You want pretty toys in your sex closet

Strap-ons

Dear Misty, 

I recently went on a few dates with a woman and we seem to really be hitting it off. We have fooled around and kissed but we haven't had sex yet. I attempted to go down on her but she stopped me. I tried explaining why I wanted to please her but nothing was "sweet" enough. What can I do?

-- Cunnilingually Lost

Dear Lost, 

The first time I went down on a woman, there was a lot going on. We were in the midst of a threesome and I just went for it. As a woman, I feel as though, I have an advantage when it comes to pleasing other women. I was only worried for a split second about what to do and how to do it. 

The question is how do let a woman know you want her? What can you say or do to make her feel at ease? 

Maybe she doesn't like oral sex. There are people who feel that way. Some may have never experienced good oral. I know a woman whose first time involved her period and a sidewalk and mental scares. She doesn't like oral and for good reason. 

**Never talk someone into something they don't feel comfortable doing! If she says NO, it always means NO!! 

If you have established that sex is gonna happen, you have to make your partner feel comfortable. I, like everyone else, have oral fears! My biggest fear when someone gets ready to go down on me are:

1. My smell

2. Hair length (Is it too long, short or scratchy?)

3. My taste (Did I clean everything?)

4. Squirting (Should I warn the person or will that set an impossible goal?)

5. My moans (Am I moaning enough? Too much?)

You should always be honest about your feelings. Let your partner know how special she is. Try these sweet words:

1. When you want to go down on her - "May I taste you?" might be too dirty but "Is it ok if I please you?" will make her feel powerful and in control. 

2. When she gets undressed - "You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least interesting thing about you." 

3. When you're kissing your way to her sweet spot- "You smell like heaven"

4. While kissing her lips (not the ones on her face) - Moaning is always a good thing to hear. 

5. After she cums - say "Thank you" with a smile.  

If she doesn't return the favor, it's ok. It takes time to be comfortable with who you are and what you find pleasurable. Never give to receive, that will only create resentment! Oral is something to be shared, it's about intimacy! 

I hope this is helpful and I hope you're able to give her the face ride of her life. Remember, we can be afraid during a new experience, so trust and comfort are key!

Misty